Funny Sardar Jokes

Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn’t you exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

 

A Sardar went to a bank to open a savings account.
After seeing the form, he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill up in Capital"

 

Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light!"

 

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

 

Santa!  Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor, he remembers, “I don't have a daughter! “
At 25th floor, he remembers, “I’m unmarried! “
At 10th floor, he remembers, “I’m Banta not Santa!”

 

On a romantic date Sardar’s girl friend asks him:
"Darling! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said:
"Sure! What's your phone number?"

 

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oh Yaar, whatever you order first will come first.

 

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote:
"Due To Rain, No Match!"

 

Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar:  Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10

 

Why can’t sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency in US?
They cannot find ‘eleven’ on the phone.

 

What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

 

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife:  What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

 

Sardar news: A 'Two-Seater' plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab (Pakistan).
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more (victims).

 

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friend's Last Words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"

 

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

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