1. Rajinikanth makes onions cry.
2. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Rajinikanth can build a snowman... out of rain.
5. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
7. When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.. he turns the dark off.
8. When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Rajinikanth. He is the end of all things.
11. Rajinikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Rajinikanth.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.
15. If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Rajinikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Rajinikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Rajinikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajinikanth.
28. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajinikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajinikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Rajinikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity – twice
35. When Rajinikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile
39. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door
40. Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Rajinikanth getting kicked" your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Rajinikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajinikanth lives in Chennai
46. Rajinikanth once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.
48. Rajinikanth every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth there is no other way.
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