What men and women fantasize in front of the mirror?

(Source – Internet)

‘STUPIDITY’ in Swahili gives… the Ugly Truth

One of my friends pointed out an interesting thing about a word which provides an interesting translation when done in Swahili. The word is ‘STUPIDITY’ and translating the word ‘STUPIDITY’ in Swahili gives…

The methodology to check it yourself is provided below for easy reference.

1. Open Google translate and select translation to Swahili

2. Enter the word ‘STUPIDITY’

3. Find the ugly truth!!!!!!

Enjoy!!!

PS: I urge any(man) not to comment on this post for the good of (man)kind!!! :P

 

UPDATE 16 Feb 2011 21:25 IST: Google translate seems to have realized the mixup and now depicts ‘ujinga’ as the translation of ‘stupidity’ in Swahili. However, i was able to get a snapshot before the change happened.

The ugly truth image from wikipedia

Discovery path of a man and a woman

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;
Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;
Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;
Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;
Woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;
Woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
That's it!!!

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things…
While women are still STUCK with shopping!!!

Can a Wife love her Husband more???

Wife : How much you love me?

Husband: As much as Shah Jahan!

Wife : Will you build a Taj Mahal for me if i die?

Husband : I have already purchased the land. Delay is only from your end!!!

He invented NOT she invented

Source – Unknown

A typical Guy and Girl story when one makes a mistake!

When a guy does something wrong!
Girl: You broke my favorite lamp!
Guy: It was an accident. i didn’t mean to!
Girl: i can’t believe you did this.
Guy: (pause) I am sorry.

When a girl does something wrong!
Guy: You lost my dog?
Girl: It was an accident! I didn’t mean to!
Guy: i can’t believe you did this.
Girl: i already feel bad about it! Stop making me feel worse!
Guy: (pause) I am sorry.

Moral: Whatever the situation. The Guy is always the one to say sorry!!!

(Image Source – Unknown)

Men are simpler than Women...

Simplicity of men as compared to women is a universal truth which is reflected perfectly in the image provided hereinbelow.