Guy's perspective About Their Wives

• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette
• After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
• By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
• Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Anonymous
• The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? - Dumas
• I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud
• 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' - Anonymous
• 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' - Sam Kinison
• 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' - James Holt McGavra
• Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - Nash
• You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. – Anonymous
• My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met. - Henny Youngman
• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
• A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous
• First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
• Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' - Anonymous