Monday, October 12, 2009

Guy's perspective About Their Wives

  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Anonymous
  • The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? - Dumas
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud
  • 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' - Anonymous
  • 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' - Sam Kinison
  • 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' - James Holt McGavra
  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - Nash
  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. – Anonymous
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met. - Henny Youngman
  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous
  • First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
  • Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' - Anonymous


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