Monday, January 31, 2011

James bond and Chicken conversation revealed!!!

A top secret conversation between James Bond (007) and a chicken was leaked recently. We have gotten our hands on the discussion and are providing the same below at risk. I sincerely recommend you not to pass on this information to maintain confidentiality of this information and avoid any problems. :P

A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond,

'What's your name?' asked the chicken,

'Bond, James Bond. What's yours?'

'Ken, Chick Ken.'

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Best Chicken jokes collection

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken

Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station

Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because the chicken needed a day off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!

Q:  Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!

Q:  Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!

Q:  Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of cluck!

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An egg roll!

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes.

Q: What happened when the chicken slept under the car?
A: She woke up oily next morning

Saturday, January 29, 2011

He invented NOT she invented

he invented NOT she invented

Source – Unknown

Monday, January 17, 2011

Rajinikanth solves math’s most amazing problem

Question: Prove that 2/10 = 2

MBA guy: out of syllabus

IIT : its strange yar, kaise aa sakta hai!!!

Rajinikanth: its so easy!!!

two/ten = wo/en
let w=23 o=15
e=5 n=14


Rajinikanth never ask answer kya hai...
He asks answer kya lana hai…

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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Engagement ring during inflation

onion engagement ring

With inflation touching new highs every month in India, this ring could we a worthy investment!!!






Source - Unknown

Sunday, January 9, 2011

A typical Guy and Girl story when one makes a mistake!

guy and girl - guy is always sorry

When a guy does something wrong!
Girl: You broke my favorite lamp!
Guy: It was an accident. i didn’t mean to!
Girl: i can’t believe you did this.
Guy: (pause) I am sorry.

When a girl does something wrong!
Guy: You lost my dog?
Girl: It was an accident! I didn’t mean to!
Guy: i can’t believe you did this.
Girl: i already feel bad about it! Stop making me feel worse!
Guy: (pause) I am sorry.

Moral: Whatever the situation. The Guy is always the one to say sorry!!!

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Saturday, January 8, 2011

IPL T20 teams 2011


Official Logo

Official Website

Chennai Super Kings

Chennai Super Kings logo

Deccan Chargers

Deccan Chargers logo

Delhi Daredevils

Delhi Daredevils logo

Kings XI Punjab

Kings XI Punjab logo

Kolkata Knight Riders

Kolkata Knight Riders logo

Mumbai Indians

Mumbai Indians logo

Rajasthan Royals

Rajasthan Royals logo

Royal Challengers Bangalore

Royal Challengers Bangalore logo

Sahara Pune Warriors

Sahara Pune Warriors logo

Team Kochi

Team Kochi

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