A top secret conversation between James Bond (007) and a chicken was leaked recently. We have gotten our hands on the discussion and are providing the same below at risk. I sincerely recommend you not to pass on this information to maintain confidentiality of this information and avoid any problems. :P
A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond,
'What's your name?' asked the chicken,
'Bond, James Bond. What's yours?'
'Ken, Chick Ken.'
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken
Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because the chicken needed a day off
Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!
Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!
Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of cluck!
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An egg roll!
Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes.
Q: What happened when the chicken slept under the car?
A: She woke up oily next morning
Question: Prove that 2/10 = 2
MBA guy: out of syllabus
IIT : its strange yar, kaise aa sakta hai!!!
Rajinikanth: its so easy!!!
two/ten = wo/en
let w=23 o=15
e=5 n=14
Hence,
23+25/5+14
=38/19
=2
Rajinikanth never ask answer kya hai...
He asks answer kya lana hai…
With inflation touching new highs every month in India, this ring could we a worthy investment!!!
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When a guy does something wrong!
Girl: You broke my favorite lamp!
Guy: It was an accident. i didn’t mean to!
Girl: i can’t believe you did this.
Guy: (pause) I am sorry.
When a girl does something wrong!
Guy: You lost my dog?
Girl: It was an accident! I didn’t mean to!
Guy: i can’t believe you did this.
Girl: i already feel bad about it! Stop making me feel worse!
Guy: (pause) I am sorry.
Moral: Whatever the situation. The Guy is always the one to say sorry!!!
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