PJ’s in abundance!!!

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???
Kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!

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what is PJ???
phaltu joke..
what is P+iJ ???
complex phaltu joke...
why dont we laugh on a it???
coz the joke part is imaginary!!!

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Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT....
Y....???
Becuase it is 'Na-Real' 

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i'll write a book an pj’s and dedicate it to whom?

our ex-president....why
Ans: b'coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam

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what is the vector form of sridevi????
Ans - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????

because sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

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What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
him up...?
Ring De Basanti :))

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A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??
Because the patient had a bluetooth!!

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What is one word in English for kiye karaye par paani ferna??
flush!!

Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????

COZ the song is HIT......